My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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