PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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