And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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