I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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