More tranny stories later!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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