I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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