marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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