i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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