Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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