hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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