i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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