The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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