K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
