I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Terrible idea I love it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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