i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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