you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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