belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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