if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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