He had one of those small greek statue penises
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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