Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio

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(323): View more from California

I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

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Woah.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

that's not how you spell hell yes.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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(760): View more from California

I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart

(508): View more from Massachusetts

These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work

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(631): View more from New York

Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?

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