omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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