we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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