thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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