Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
