I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
