i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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