so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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