I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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