Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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