I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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