does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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