sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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