He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
last night I used snow as a chaser
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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