He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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