doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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