Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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