the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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