That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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