he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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