Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
two words...techno handjob
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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