Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
sex in a hospital.. check
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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