it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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