I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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