I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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