READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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