Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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