So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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