Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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