return my video game
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
