If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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