google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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