Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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