This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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